Random Scribblings
A few selections from my massive oeuvre.
 Yeah, I'll bet you wish you had a massive oeuvre.

 

PEOPLE & PLACES | TECH & NET | COMIC BOOKS | VOTING | UNCLASSIFIABLE
 
 

PEOPLE AND PLACES

The Peter Gammons Principle

    He's the "Dean of Baseball Journalism." He's the "Unofficial Commissioner of Baseball." This is my "critique" of Gammons from the New York Press.
Hacking the Road Rules
    My Salon story of the boy who hacked his way to stardom on MTV! Archived here, in order to survive Salon's imminent death.
Breakfast of Amateurs
    I really wanted to like the XFL. I really did. I normally like anything that irritates people as much as Vince McMahon does. But when I went to a game the XFL irritated me.
The Player: Paul Mariner
    An aging English soccer star tries to hold on to his fading dream in the American bush leagues. Originally from Metro. This is the longer version.
Mr. Hollywood Goes to Tokyo
    I assess one Ronny Santana, actor, male stripper, all-around itinerant. From the Daily Yomiuri,1993.
Backstreet Tokyo
    I lived in Tokyo for 2 1/2 years. Now, benefit from the fruits of my experience! Go there yourself! From the MetroActive Web site.
TECH AND NET

The Big Dirt Napster

    Returning yet again to the L.A. Weekly, I examine the state of stealing -- sorry, sharing -- music on line. Will the once-legendary Napster rise from the dead to lead the music industry into its digital future? (Spoiler Alert! I doubt it.) For that matter, will I even be able to get anyone from Napster on the phone?


They're Young! They're Hip! They're the CIA!

Concordes Keep Falling on My Head
    Another L.A. Weekly piece, ruminating on the crash of the world's only supersonic commercial airliner and the end of the Jetsons era.
Downloading the Future
    From the L.A. Weekly, another ahead-of-its-time story: MP3 and how the Internet will turn the evil, rotten music industry on its butt-ugly head. And it has happened, oh yes, it has.
How a Quack Becomes a Canard
    From the New York Times Magazine: a chronicle co-written with John Whalen of how the TWA 800 "missile theory" made its way through the internet.
Reach Out and Hate Someone
    Regarding the preponderance of anti-celebrity sites on the Web. From the June, 97 issue of the late, lamented Internet Underground.
Invasion of Piracy
    In which I become an outlaw by the act of viewing Star Wars: The Phantom Menace on a laptop. I am now on the lam from the Lucas Police.
Viral Paranoia
    I talk to the guy who puts the bugs in your system. Or at least the viruses. And he tells me why there's really nothing to worry about.
COMIC BOOKS

Dynamic Dialogue With Spectacular Stan

    Not once, but twice have I personally conversed, transcribed and pontificated about the force behind such Marvel Comics icons as Spider-Man, The Incredible Hulk and, well, you know the rest. My 2001 interview is here and my 2000 piece is here. Excelsior!
Grant Us the Wisdom...
    Comic-book fanboys will recognize this as the infamous Grant Morrison/Fantastic Four "incest" interview. From my "Thwack" column on the dearly departed iFuse.com Web site. Another victim of the dotcom downturn.
The 24-Hour Bad Super-Hero Movie Marathon
After X-Men came out, as part of my duties as comic-book correspondent for iFuse.com, I bravely undertook to view a sampling of super-hero movies past. I did this, so you don't have to. Because that is just the type of human being I am.
Vertigo Pop! Bangkok #4: A Comic Book Script
    One of the great mysteries of life -- solved! Here is what a comic-book script looks like. Except they're usually not written in HTML, but you get the idea. This is the script to the fourth and final issue of my 2003 Vertigo Comics mini-series series about teenage prostitutes, elephant spirituality and tourism gone awry in Bangkok.
     
The Devil's Smelly Brother: Another Comic Book Script
    Another example of how I write a comic-book script. This one's from The Big Book of Grimm, and is more of a traditional narrative story than the O.J. thing. But mercifully short!
Pants Free Presidents!
    And now, here's what a comic that I've written actually looks like once an artist gets his paws on said script. Also from The Big Book of Scandal!
VOTING

 Votescam 2000

    From the New York Press: the real election scandal is the voting machines themselves. I began covering this story 11 years ago.
Vote of No Confidence
      Remember I said I began covering the voting story 11 years ago? Remember? Well, dammit, here's the story I wrote back then.
UNCLASSIFIABLE

The Dope Stuff

    The State of California, as of July 1, 2001, will no longer send minor drug criminals to the slammer. Well, that sounds like a good thing, right? Yup. Problem is, there's already a pretty good system for doing just that.
Top Secrets
    All the stuff THEY don't want you know. "They" would usually include the New York Times, but not this time. Check out this piece from the Sunday magazine.
A Little Off the Top
    Head transplant surgery! It's not for everyone. But is it right for you? From Wired magazine.
The 70 Greatest Conspiracies E-Book
    Six, count 'em six chapters from the smash-hit book. Plus, a never-before-seen bonus piece about the Internet being a tool of Satan and all. In Acrobat Reader ".pdf" format
George Magazine's Big Mistake...
     ...was killing this story, for reasons that still remain murky, and will forever now that the magazine is no more. The piece ultimately ran in the October, 1999 issue -- of FATE Magazine.
Alternative Vagina
    From the late, semi-lamented Web mag, iFuse.com (The "Popculprit" section), my account of Disinfo.Con 2000. I lived it. I was there.
The Threshold of Belief
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