Vankin Appears on Television! Television! Yes, television! The miracle of modern technology capable of beaming actual moving pictures, in living color through the air for hundreds of miles! An invention so unique, so special that anyone who appears on television achieves instant, worldwide recognition and lavish financial rewards! (Well, almost anyone.) Here, then, is a "reel" (as they say in TV land) of Vankin making but a few of his innumerable appearances on television! American eyeballs will never be the same.